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Dear spammers
I am writing to tell you how much I appreciate your efforts in attacking this site over the last several months. You continue to impress me with your dedication and resolve in the face of widespread irritation, organized resistance and Jay Allen. Bravo.
However, there remains a problem.
As much as I enjoy gluing my eyes to the computer screen hour after hour, searching for and deleting your precious advertisements, I am afraid I just do not have the time to make this a meaningful relationship. The friendly game of cat and mouse will have to end, and soon.
For now, I am disabling comments on this site. The good news is that they will be back soon, with even more defensive measures to keep you on the run. Doesn’t that sound like fun? I always knew you loved a challenge.
So, hang in there. I am sure plenty of people are enjoying saveonshoes.net, cashadvance.be, and getmetheshotgunhoneytheresspammersinouryard.com — but I just cannot go on like this.
I hope you will understand.
Love,
